Aujourd'hui

I have a word of advice... mainly to myself. Always sit with the prettier girl on the bus.

I remember the first day of school (the girl I sat with on the bus last year got kicked out and goes to Gateway now) so I get on the bus and there's another girl sitting in the spot she used to sit in... and another girl on the seat opposite from that one. I decided just to sit in my old seat, even though the girl sitting there was ugly and the other girl was super cute (btw I don't like ugly people, they annoy me faster and more intensely than cute people). So I sat with her, only to discover her monotone voice, lack of enthusiasm, and overall inability to carry on a proper conversation. Plus, mind you, she's ugly. To this day I regret not sitting with the girl who was super cute, because I listen to her conversations and not only does she have normal conversations but she has a nice accent to go along with them. I can't just go and sit with the other girl now because my new bus"buddy" will probably get all depressed and think I hate her (OH WAIT, I DO!).

So anyways, today I was sitting on the bus with her, and she put in her iPod. I was thankful for that because I figured she would at least leave me alone and I could allow my mind to run free while I admire the world around me. As the bus pulls out of the bus loop, I can feel the seat shaking... and I'm quite perplexed at this for a second until I realize it's Rugrat (that's what I shall call her) doing some odd ritualistic head bobbing motion.... oh no.. that's just her "dancing." I guess her dancing consists of her moving her head up and down like a chicken when it's walking because that's what she looked like. She continued on and I was able to ignore her until she began to move closer to me and exaggerate her movements. I looked over at her with the most annoyed yet kindly smiling face possible and this was her response, "Come on, you know it's funny, I can see you trying to hold back your laugh."

People... I have NEVER in my life, met someone so stupid that they cannot differentiate an annoyed facial expression from someone about to laugh.

Maybe she was trying to be an idiot on purpose just in hopes that I would talk to her... well either way it only had a negative effect on me.

I actually had to explain to her that I was in a serious mood and simply could not be brought to laughter at the current moment. Which was a half lie half truth but it's not like she knew or was going to argue with me about it.

So once she shut up, the bus ride was quite pleasant.

Then I got home and made spaghetti. It was a bit of a hassle but in the end it tasted sooooo amazing that all my troubles just melted away... ( :| not)

HP is the best computer brand EVER :D

Yayyyy HP

Oh, guess what:

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

Next time you're eating, pay attention. Totally worked for me.