Mes Yeuxxxxxx

My Eyesssss are soooo sore. Still.

I went to see Mr. Sanzone today about Skills USA and frankly, I'm certain that I am the official Skills USA Secretary without opposition or competition (no one else tried to sign up for the position). I'm excited because now I have to dedicate myself to something which I've never really done before. This and debate team (which I spent the past 2 hours preparing for, it was fun). I'm learning so much this year. I'm ecstatic about the future because I know that no matter what I'll be okay. Whether I go to college or whatever... life will be good. As long as I have these ("few") things, I'll be great:

Sex
Friends
Books
Clothes
Water
Food
The ability to get to Tampa
Bug-free living facility
Comfortable, quiet, dark, cold sleeping arrangement
Chapstick
Make-up
Lotion
Hair scrunchies
Ali
Music
Internet access


Not too much to ask for (yea right). I probably left some stuff out...

The Girl With Kaleidescope Eyes

My eyes hurt intensely.

For a while I was thinking that I don't have senioritis... yea I totally do. Not that I've stopped doing any of my work or anything, I just feel like school wastes so much of my life. Like nearly half of my life it feels will be devoted to school if I keep going at the rate I'm going. Personally, I don't like the sound of that. It would only be okay if I could make good money while going to school but I don't like the sound of people talking about those "starving college kids". Like, why do I have to starve for my education?

Also, everyone instills this idea in your head when you're young that if you don't keep going to school after high school and if you don't get a career and get married and have kids that you'll either be a failure or you'll regret it. This pisses me off because that doesn't sound like it will make me happy. I no longer have the desire to have a career. I just want to have fun in my life. Life's too short to devote myself to a career that I see no value in. I just don't want to work my whole life doing something where I'm helping a bunch of worthless people who can't even help themselves. This doesn't go without saying that yes, some of the people I help will have worth, but I just don't think I have the capability to be that devoted. The only thing I've ever devoted myself to is school. That's why I have no service hours or extracurricular activities.

Lame, I know

I hate to post more than a blog a day but this is just so interesting.
Some of these questions are lame and dumb but the others are GENIUS questions:

1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?

6. Why is a boxing ring square?

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?

20. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

21. What do people in China call their good plates?

22. What do you call a male ladybug?

23. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

24. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

25. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?

26. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

27. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

28. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

29. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

30. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

31. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

33. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

34. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

35. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?

36. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

37. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

38. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

39. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

40. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

41. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

42. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

43. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

44. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

45. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal

Le Petit Chaperon Rouge

Little Red Riding Hood

(she was totally a whore)

Anyways... I'm pretty sure everyone thinks I'm a lesbian who doesn't already know me, because I'm very affectionate towards my friend Mary. Like, we totally walk through the halls arm in arm and hug each other and snuggle each other. It's normal to us though, and to her other friends who she snuggles all the time. We also make kissing faces at each other during class... Yea everyone totally thinks I'm a lesbian...

FUCK! Freaking advisory meeting. Tomorrow I have to miss part of Spanish class for the "pre-planning meeting" like anyone cares. I would have just told Ms. Johnson no but I could already feel the attitude about to come out so I just agreed to go. At least it's only a good 20-30 minutes. I'll try to make it go fast.

I want to be prom queeeeeennnnn!!
I totally match it. I care what everyone thinks about me and no one would expect it to happen. I'm really girly and enthusiastic and I'm super cute... I totally deserve it.

Jeansss dayyyy ;)

Ohh... I hope Dix bought a ticket. I saw him today at Gateway... yum.

Tomorrow better own.

Happinesssssss

I just got the computer back in my room and it totally works!

Pooorrrnnnn!!!! :D

I'm so excited. How lame... Oh well.

Anyways I found out some chilling (in a good way) information today.
I also had quite a few wasteful conversations with a few wasteful people. What a waste!

If people weren't so dirty... I'd be a prostitute for a living. I want money and I'm pretty sure I like sex. Happy combination :)

Don't judge me I'm just blogging. I wouldn't actually do it, I'd probably chicken out.

I want to parrrrtttyyyy
I've never actually done so and I'm DYING to tryyyyy.

I seem to be in the mood to tttaaallkkk llliiikkeee thiiiissss...

Lol. Lemmie shut up before I get obnoxious.

Have a cowboy candilicious day! :D

I Say Hello

Weird... so some guy just knocked on the door to my house. I guess he's selling windows and doors door to door. I know I'm not supposed to open the door for strange men but I didn't want to just leave the guy standing there. I tried to wake up my step dad but it was hopeless. The guy wrote his number in the most illegible handwriting ever. No windows for us lol...

Anwyayyyyssss... today was cool. I'm happy because I might be going on my first ever real teenager excursion. My stepsister will cover for me. She has to since I do it for her all the time.

Oh Spanish Classsss...... still delicious. Painfully delicious.

I need to buy flowers or something already so I can ask Mary to prom (non-dyking). I just think it will be funny to go all out. I'm totally going to kneel down. Lmfao.

I had the Sailor Moon theme song stuck in my head today. I couldn't help but reminisce on old times.

Ugh.. this 13 year old girl on my Facebook posted her status, "How do you know when you're in love?"... I'm like ,"when you're older and more experienced..."

Children these days...

Whatever. I hate getting involved but I can't stand when children act so... childish.

Then again I call myself a child all the time. I'm not ready to grow up because I feel I'm not done being a child. I don't want to waste my life feeling like I missed out on something so I'm going to take my first few after-high-school years slowly.

Maybe I'll be a Linguist when I grow up... how much do they make... I wonder.

Sunday Sunday

This weekend was so much fun. I totally watched porn and ate taco bell with my friends as we had been dying to do for quite a while. We also went to Books-A-Million and had a read-aloud session (tysm Imena) and I enjoyed it quite a bit.

Dutch candy is the bomb.

So I painted my nails like I've been dying to do for ages but the color isn't quite what I wanted and they're all bumpy because I suck at it. :| Oh well... It looks semi-cute and no one will probably notice.

I'm definitely excited for this week. I hope it flies by so I can do Senior pics already.
I'm gonna have to wake up at 3am that way once I get to school my eyes don't look like a weirdo.

My lips need chap stick.

Ooohhh, I cannot wait for Spanish class tomorrow. It will be the best.

I'm going to ask Mary to prom (non-dyking). It's going to be cute! :3

Goodsundaynight!

Aujourd'hui

I have a word of advice... mainly to myself. Always sit with the prettier girl on the bus.

I remember the first day of school (the girl I sat with on the bus last year got kicked out and goes to Gateway now) so I get on the bus and there's another girl sitting in the spot she used to sit in... and another girl on the seat opposite from that one. I decided just to sit in my old seat, even though the girl sitting there was ugly and the other girl was super cute (btw I don't like ugly people, they annoy me faster and more intensely than cute people). So I sat with her, only to discover her monotone voice, lack of enthusiasm, and overall inability to carry on a proper conversation. Plus, mind you, she's ugly. To this day I regret not sitting with the girl who was super cute, because I listen to her conversations and not only does she have normal conversations but she has a nice accent to go along with them. I can't just go and sit with the other girl now because my new bus"buddy" will probably get all depressed and think I hate her (OH WAIT, I DO!).

So anyways, today I was sitting on the bus with her, and she put in her iPod. I was thankful for that because I figured she would at least leave me alone and I could allow my mind to run free while I admire the world around me. As the bus pulls out of the bus loop, I can feel the seat shaking... and I'm quite perplexed at this for a second until I realize it's Rugrat (that's what I shall call her) doing some odd ritualistic head bobbing motion.... oh no.. that's just her "dancing." I guess her dancing consists of her moving her head up and down like a chicken when it's walking because that's what she looked like. She continued on and I was able to ignore her until she began to move closer to me and exaggerate her movements. I looked over at her with the most annoyed yet kindly smiling face possible and this was her response, "Come on, you know it's funny, I can see you trying to hold back your laugh."

People... I have NEVER in my life, met someone so stupid that they cannot differentiate an annoyed facial expression from someone about to laugh.

Maybe she was trying to be an idiot on purpose just in hopes that I would talk to her... well either way it only had a negative effect on me.

I actually had to explain to her that I was in a serious mood and simply could not be brought to laughter at the current moment. Which was a half lie half truth but it's not like she knew or was going to argue with me about it.

So once she shut up, the bus ride was quite pleasant.

Then I got home and made spaghetti. It was a bit of a hassle but in the end it tasted sooooo amazing that all my troubles just melted away... ( :| not)

HP is the best computer brand EVER :D

Yayyyy HP

Oh, guess what:

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

Next time you're eating, pay attention. Totally worked for me.

Brain Spill

I like photos.
Not just pictures... photos.

I'm excited because I'm going to try to do volunteer work as a reading buddy for 3rd graders at Kissimmee Charter school. I hope the lady in charge gets back to me. I like kids, as long as they aren't in my house for extended periods of time under my supervision.
... Makes me think of Iza. She's so cute, I just wish she would calm her ass down, then I could play with her more. (FYI: Iza is my step niece. She's 5 and has ADHD. I used to not believe in ADHD and ADD until I met her.)

I still need a job... Oh golly, what a good time for me to job search! Glad I though of that.

I wonder what my life will be like in 6 months. I'm scared.

I'm determined to work up the nerve to stay after school Thursday for the debate club at school. I know I can do it I just have to get myself really excited about it. It sounds like so much fun.

Ohhh I loooove Spanish class.... and that delicious freshman who sits next to Mary.

I saw him at Gateway, I guess he was there for football practice and he was out of uniform.
...I almost came.
:) hehe.

Well I'm off to go work my muscles. I want abs... or at least semi-abs.
...And I mean the girly kind, not OD muscles like freaking Olympic chicks on TV.

Oh... I meant to rant about this. I hate when I know someone only a little bit, and I'm not yet comfortable with saying hi to them in the hallways and I get nervous because I'm wondering if they're going to say anything to me. Then I'm worried they think I'm an asshole for not saying anything to them. Man I'm psycho. I need meds.

Not.

Ok that's allllllll

Duh Myself...

Hello Blogspot...

I seem to have forgotten that I have a blog.
I usually remember when I'm in no position to post something i.e. at school, about to go to sleep, etc.

I find it quite funny.


Ali (my stepsister) is the best. Like, she has such amazing advice and she's so smart in her own way, not book smart, but she's experienced so many different things and shares them all with me. She tells me the truth... the brutal, unflinching truth. Even though she's 25 and has 2 kids she can relate to me better than about 95% of the people in my life.

I usually feel a bit confused when I think about whether I would turn back time and never move to Kissimmee if I could.. but I've officially decided that I'm glad I did move here, and I'm glad my mom did meet my retarded stepdad.

That doesn't go without saying that all my other friends have most definitely contributed to this decision.

Life is amazing... I would like to keep it that way.

:)